.\" Manpage for rtfm
.TH man 1 "20.04.2020" "1.0" "rtf manpage"

.SH NAME
rtfm \- a response for easy questions from clueless lusers

.SH SYNOPSIS
.B rtfm [ \-p ] [ \-h ] [ \-d option ] [ \-i interval ] [ \-a action ] [ \-q luser]

.SH DESCRIPTION
.B rtfm
is a command for system administrators to use in dealing with (new) (l)users.
.B rtfm
is useful for dealing with users having trouble with their computer.

.SH OPTIONS
.B	-p
Give the answer in a polite fashion.
.PP
.B	-h
Tell the clueless luser to go to hell. Used with the -p option, they'll look forward to the trip.
.PP
.B -d option
.PP
	Debug mode using option where option is one of the following:
.PP
.I		query
Ask the luser what part of rtfm that he or she does not understand.
.PP
.I		planet
Ask what planet the luser is from.
.PP
.I		literacy
Ask the luser if the luser can read.
.PP
.I		english
Ask the luser if the luser understands English.
.PP
.I		Mac
Ask the luser if the luser has ever used a computer other than a Macintosh.
.PP
.I		Nintendo
Same as the Mac option, but slightly more harsh.
.PP
.B -i interval
.PP
	Echos a message.
.PP
.B -a action
.PP
	This defines some action to be taken in the event that the -i flag condition is met.
.br
	action can be defined either at the flag level or by a file. The options for flags are as follows:
.PP
.I		scream
Let out a scream of utter frustration.
.PP
.I		hair
Rip out your hair in total frustration.
.PP
.I		rm
Automatic command ran in lusers home directory. It can have an addition -rf flag added.
.PP
.I		ignore
Ignore the luser.
.PP
.I		warn
Fake warn the other sysadmins.
.PP
.I		forward
Echos that is /dev/null is full.
.PP
.I		kill
Kill all the lusers processes.
.PP
.B -q luser
.PP
	Lists lusers groups.
.SH FILES
.B	/etc/luser,
.B	/dev/null,
.B	/home/dau,
.B	/var/pebkac,
.B	/xq539
.SH SEE ALSO
	http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/xenial/en/man1/rtfm.1fun.html
.SH BUGS
	Found a bug? Nice, offer it a mug! RTFM and GFYS!
