Die Leiden des jungen Admins – Dear programmer

//
// Dear programmer:
// When I wrote this code, only god and I knew what I did and how it worked.
// Now, only god knows it!
//
// Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this code and it fails (most sureley),
// please increase this counter as a warning for the next person:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 254
//