whereamiR

#!/bin/sh
 echo $PWD | lolcat

rping

#!/bin/bash
 echo "Insert ping command, e.g. 'ping -4 foo.bar', and press ENTER" | lolcat;
 read i;
 ping $i | lolcat;

itwR

#/bin/bash
 echo "The crystall ball has chosen the following statement:" | lolcat
 file=/home/$USER/.config/itw/nonsense.txt # path to file
 shuf -n 1 $file | lolcat # magic

DoUpdateR

#!/bin/sh
 echo "";
 echo "";
 echo "Current Task: sudo apt -y UPDATE -qq..." | lolcat;
 echo "";
 sudo apt -y update -qq;
 echo "";
 echo "";
 echo "Current Task: sudo apt -y UPGRADE -qq" | lolcat;
 echo "";
 sudo apt -y upgrade -qq;
 echo "";
 echo "";
 echo "Current Task: sudo apt -y DIST-UPGRADE -qq" | lolcat;
 echo "";
 sudo apt -y dist-upgrade -qq;
 echo "";
 echo "";
 echo "Current Task: sudo apt -y AUTOREMOVE -qq" | lolcat;
 echo "";
 sudo apt -y autoremove -qq;
 echo "";
 echo "";
 echo "done." | lolcat;
 echo "";
 echo "";