IT Service Wheel of Response (ITWhORe)

Skript:

#!/bin/bash 
#the code is documentation enough 
 
file=nonsense.txt # path to file 
shuf -n 1 $file # magic

Textfile:

Have you tried to turn it off an on again? 
Is it plugged in? 
Let me google that for you! 
Would you like to change your password? 
No, there's no internet today! 
Well that is a problem isn't it? 
Ya, the internet is very slow today! 
Are you from the past? 
Have you tried to upgrade it? 
No Backup? No pity!

Download „ITWhORe“ als .txt

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